William is a devil despite him being old,
He’s very stubborn minded and ignores what he is told.
Whilst everybody else is up and busy being fed,
Williams in pyjama’s and is fast asleep in bed.
When we go to wake him up we must take lots of care,
As William is a naughty chap his hands are everywhere.
The things he does and says to us just make us glow bright red,
If he could have his wicked way he’d pull us into bed.
His words can be x rated or suggestive at the least,
But I ignore the ramblings of this aged sex starved beast.
Though some would like to take a swing and slap him cross his face,
I myself like tactful words to put him in his place.
This doesn’t always work with him and so I’m left no clue,
Short of running out of him I don’t know what to do.
But apart from lustful comments, he really is quite nice,
But caught off guard occasionally you really must think twice.
Now poor old William’s dead and gone, the nursing home is quiet,
No more reddened faces and no daily morning riot.
But I can’t help but give a smile and I will tell you why,
Cos I believe he’s up there causing chaos in the sky.
Chasing Saints and Angels round by Heaven’s Pearly Gates,
Having fun whilst getting them all wound up in a state.
Being wild and having fun is how I picture him,
God bless him and watch over him and take care of our William.
